Another know-nothing using excessive verbiage as a crutch so we might not notice the limp in its wit. Just what the place needed... more random faux "meanness" that only impresses the kind of people who lurve drama, the pettier the better. Joy. Rapture.
Color me less impressed every time it pecks at its keyboard to submit the next installment of "Generic Laming 101".
But it's not all bad news... like most derivative prepackaged pablum in popular culture these days I'm sure you'll attract fans.
After all what the brain-dead glommers-on want most of all is more of the same, no matter how stupid or ridiculous.
Oh my. I hate to break this news to you so close to Christmas; You being a chipper old git and all, but I'm reasonably confident the piping action under your mock throne is acting up again King Arturd. To address this matter of dire importance my advice to you would be to put down the dogshit doobie you're smoking and get on the red phone for a call to action among your fellow knights of the soggy scrotum. Inform those sorry shitforbrain school yard flashers that it is of critical importance they cease squandering their meager livelihood on Russian phonesex lines and focus their ssi stipend on a capable plumber instead. As the smell of your own bullshit backing up beneath you is beginning to make rounds far and wide and is becoming a public health & hygiene concern.
Take copious notes here Sir AssHuffALot. This is a flame board. Which basically means people come here to insult one another. Some of course, more capable at the practice than others. You, happening to fall squarely into the second category. Today, and every day that's gone by since you first expressed your willingness to become target practice for whomever decided they wanted to lock you into their cross-hairs for personal amusement. If that concept somehow alludes you, or you are unsure how to engage in this activity, simply gaze in the mirror for 2 minutes or more and note all the things you’d like to say to whatever power it is that designed to send you through a full life instead of inspiring your parents to go at the top of your head with a blowtorch and tong the day they discovered that sexual relations between humans and Kangaroos could produce offspring.
That being said, if the idea of being arbitrarily mean to one another on a site which makes use of the word “battle” as a descriptor to state its intended purpose continues to make you feel all squishy inside like the variety of substances oozing around your world of Warcraft wonderoos, then I would counsel you to avail yourself of one of the four options listed below
A) Cover your ears and hum, fucktard
B) Frequent another area of the board which caters more to delicate pantyhose wearing grannies pretending to be "oldskool" power flamers.
D) Fuck the hell off altogether to a site where your lukewarm twaddle will be met with some level of revere by the indigenous blather spreading failures who remain incapable of formulating complete sentences which carry words containing more than a single vowel.
D) Pour large quantities of gasoline on every piece of furniture in your home. Then proceed to impale your ballsack unto the nearest immovable object with a nail gun and after that light a book of matches and toss it into the middle of the room so that your house burns down around you while you moan in agony.