I hope not.
It's a joyless little bundle of extraneous adjectives and forced tepid hostility that only succeeds in being boring.
It doesn't deserve any answers, much less satisfactory ones.
Well look at this, the community draw card himself has been picking his nose all morning and wants to share. Honestly, If I felt an opinion the likes of yours were needed Id have splashed cold water on a homeless bum sleeping on a park bench you hollow tooth, bummed down Kenny Rogers looking motherfucker. At least his nonsensical screeches and bright red composition would be funny.
Instead here I have you, and the only thing funny about you is watching your tongue dangle aimlessly as you exhale your particularly vapid flatulence onto the board as if someone would give the slightest fuck what opinions are floating around underneath that bad comb-over which hasn't washed properly since WoodStock.
When exactly have you been responsible for lighting up a board with your catatonic comedy routine? Your bland brand of imitation wit is as interesting as watching a turtle defecate on the floor and your rasp podcasts make me visualize someone who should have been murdered savagely during the civil war.
You and blandscape are the tedium & monotony cartel around these parts vying for top spot in the electronically delivered sleep aid business. So if it isn't dulling the masses with your cold turkey opinions I think you should stick to dancing around a make believe bonfire in your crimson spandex and bottle cap groin plates with the rest of you knights of spastic tardism.
