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Couchtown Digest
« on: May 26, 2020, 06:25:41 PM »
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"05-08-2020, 02:31 PM
Finally, some clarity about Covid-19.
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1. You can't leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.

2. Masks are useless, but maybe you should wear one, it can save you. They might not work but may be mandatory as well.

3. Stores are closed, except those that are open.

4. This virus is deadly but not too scary, except that you could die, or you might have already had it and didn’t even know.

5. Gloves won't help, but they can still help.

6. Everyone needs to stay home, but get out and exercise, but you might get in trouble, unless no one else is exercising where you are.

7. There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing, but not in the morning. Sometimes.

8. The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.

9. You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you could be sick without symptoms, or have symptoms without being sick.

10. You can immediately eat the restaurant food delivered to your house, but have your groceries decontaminated outside for three hours. Or not: according to the New York Post today, you don't need to worry about groceries or purchases at all.

11. You are safe if you maintain six feet distance from others, as long as those people are strangers. Seeing friends at a safe distance is forbidden.

12. The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. But also a dry one.

13. We count the number of deaths but we don't know how many people are infected as we only test those who were almost dead to find out if that's what they will die of.

14. We have no treatment, except maybe one that works unless you take the wrong amount. There’s no way to know.

15. We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we achieve collective immunity, which requires leaving your house, so get out more, but stay home."
This^^^ is the funniest post there of late.

CW might have posted her pancake tit. I advise nobody look for it.
Tuckmulder got a dick tattoo apparently. Homes here wasn't interested.
Tuck and Sum Bum discuss porn alot. Too much maybe. Of course, both only watch for academic purposes:


Supposedly Tuck spent 15 minutes on her avatar and there's some kind of message in there. If anybody can figure it out let me know. Or maybe don't.

Lemon really bothers them.
{I really do, too!}
I think it's guilt.
Lems isn't going anywhere, right Lems?
{Word}
Peace-



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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2020, 06:33:51 PM »
Yo Benz. Why you keep raping tuxmolder like this?

She just wants to be special in Sofa Cunts eyes is all
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2020, 06:44:18 PM »
Yo Benz. Why you keep raping tuxmolder like this?

She just wants to be special in Sofa Cunts eyes is all
No doubt that's true. That's okay for her, too. Maybe Sum Bum will be hitchhiking to her place someday. Who's to say?

They claim over there the admins here have muzzled me from doing the old copy and paste thing from over there to here. Fact is, until Obie posted, there wasnt/isn't much there to share. Or, it's too wordy. Or, I haven't been over there to read anything.

Oh, almost forgot, Tuck wants a dirty Jewish princess.
You just can't make this shit up-
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2020, 07:03:12 PM »
Fox is upset over the recent bannings. She stalks Seamajor lol:

"and seamajor, if you are reading this, you should demand monetary restitution if you chose to return to posting at sterilized gonads. they need you more than you need them. without anymore liberals to ban and scream TDS at, they have nothing to do but spam the same articles and memes they accused lotus bud of posting. it appears bra1in's 2016 meltdown was nothing compared to the current mod's 24/7 diaper rash. i guess we all got to see what turd rail 2.0 would look like after all."
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2020, 07:04:55 PM »
No doubt that's true. That's okay for her, too. Maybe Sum Bum will be hitchhiking to her place someday. Who's to say?

They claim over there the admins here have muzzled me from doing the old copy and paste thing from over there to here. Fact is, until Obie posted, there wasnt/isn't much there to share. Or, it's too wordy. Or, I haven't been over there to read anything.

Oh, almost forgot, Tuck wants a dirty Jewish princess.
You just can't make this shit up-



You know I’d never muzzle you :heart:
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2020, 07:23:20 PM »
Fox is upset over the recent bannings. She stalks Seamajor lol:

"and seamajor, if you are reading this, you should demand monetary restitution if you chose to return to posting at sterilized gonads. they need you more than you need them. without anymore liberals to ban and scream TDS at, they have nothing to do but spam the same articles and memes they accused lotus bud of posting. it appears bra1in's 2016 meltdown was nothing compared to the current mod's 24/7 diaper rash. i guess we all got to see what turd rail 2.0 would look like after all."

How many many cunty custards did that post earn her?  :crampe:
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2020, 07:27:21 PM »


You know I’d never muzzle you :heart:
Of course, baby. They know that too.
They want an audience.
They are legendary writers and why else would I not post their long-winded musings?
lol.
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2020, 07:27:41 PM »
I take it Fox hates it here now ?
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2020, 07:33:52 PM »
How many many cunty custards did that post earn her?  :crampe:
Sheeeit. He responds to almost every post.
They got some wacky shit going on over there. I could only guess what they have going on in the non-public and secret panels. Sum Bum praises Tuck, Tuck praises Sum Bum.
From what I gather Sum writes porn for money on some site someplace. Tuck, of course, goes over and reads it.
Like I said,
You can't make this shit up.
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2020, 07:36:15 PM »
I take it Fox hates it here now ?
I know, right?
We take care of her sorry ass while that site was *ahem* down(lol), and this is the thanks we get.
Oh well..
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2020, 07:39:18 PM »
I take it Fox hates it here now ?

Fox has this absurd idea that cunt is a somebody and just wants to shine in his eyes

She’s what I call a Klingon

No matter.  She’s a boring fucking spazz who never amounted to anything but odd shit posting anyway
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2020, 07:40:41 PM »
Sheeeit. He responds to almost every post.
They got some wacky shit going on over there. I could only guess what they have going on in the non-public and secret panels. Sum Bum praises Tuck, Tuck praises Sum Bum.
From what I gather Sum writes porn for money on some site someplace. Tuck, of course, goes over and reads it.
Like I said,
You can't make this shit up.

So they’re both basically sorry ass e-losers.

Tell me something I don’t know
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2020, 07:42:04 PM »
I know, right?
We take care of her sorry ass while that site was *ahem* down(lol), and this is the thanks we get.
Oh well..

I never took care of her

She’s always been a non-entity as far as I’m concerned
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2020, 07:44:22 PM »
So they’re both basically sorry ass e-losers.

Tell me something I don’t know
Yup. They mad.
Hopefully this will shock them back to reality. CW doesn't seem to like it much either. She doesn't say much anyway, so who knows.
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Re: Couchtown Digest
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2020, 07:46:48 PM »
Yup. They mad.
Hopefully this will shock them back to reality. CW doesn't seem to like it much either. She doesn't say much anyway, so who knows.

I’d be mad too if I was as ugly as cunt or mentally unstable as flops
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