Based on the success of the Nigerian daddy who auctioned off his daughter for 500 cows, 2 luxury automobiles, some cash, 2 bikes, a boat, and a few cellphones to be the ninth wife of some scuzzy rich Nigerian , I'm pleased to announce the very first
On the block, we have Emily Friday, a free spirited newcomer who specializes in venomous, brutal flames that (even if they are prewrites) are overall a higher quality than we're used to as a steady diet.
Nigerian story: https://www.yahoo.com/news/child-bride-auction-south-sudan-goes-viral-sparks-140703244.html
Emily's profile: https://stomping-groundz.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=65THIS WILL BE A BLACK FRIDAY AUCTION beginning at midnight tonight (11:59:59 PM) forum time and running through the weekend (72 hours) and ending Sunday night.
What you are bidding on: It is unlikely Emily can be compelled to marry anyone or even engage in oral sex. In fact, it's also unlikely that Emily is an actual female (so all you incels out there please bear this in mind.)
It's also unlikely that Emily will have any interest in doing fuck all else for you. All you will "win" in this auction is the chance to proclaim yourself "her" lord and master, husband and keeper for a period of ONE WEEK. If you like, we will provide an image for you to use in your siggy to this effect.
What will happen to the property you bid:First, note that you're not being asked to buy a pig in a sack. You may include in your bid ANY STIPS you feel are necessary. If you win, the booty will be paid into the SG treasury in order to finance a padded room to serve as Emily's personal dungeon or SM training facility for those who dare to enter, and a place perhaps to archive any of her random posts that are deemed inappropriate in the original location she chose (there are none of these as yet.)
Who will judge your bids:IronMonkey and either Peaches or King Martini, as a committee of 2
You yourself will have to decide on the relative values of cash, diamonds, cows, or flames when constructing your bids.
HOW TO BID:You may enter your bid and stips in the Official Bids Thread at any time during the auction. Once you post your bid, you can only revise it during the time allotted for courtesy edits. Any bid showing an EDIT STAMP will be disqualified.
Helpful info:Two bidders have already expressed interest, but these are not to be taken as official bids.
https://stomping-groundz.com/index.php?topic=765.msg8752#msg8752Six says he will bid one sick cow and a broke Galaxy S3.
https://stomping-groundz.com/index.php?topic=765.msg8767#msg8767AryanPride says if she is from good Aryan stock and not a grotesque, hairy abomination, he may consider making a bid.