Re: Why Americans Eat Turkey on Thanksgiving

[Oak]

ROFLMAO you saying something like that
You're in a class of your own when it comes to be a failure around these boards
The way you keep stroking that nobody of ant alt, it tells a lot 
One way or another, just cowards

English please.

[Rancidmilko]

Not easy to do if she's got him in the crosshairs.

ROFLMAO at "crosshairs"
Do you even listen to yourself?
You know what's really the water's divisor in these forums?
I was NEVER driven away by who I was, mongoloid.

Words can NEVER hurt me like they ravage you.

[Rancidmilko]

English please.

It's Friday 2 AM and I had a great night with wifey
I'm drunk and it's not some sad sow like you that'll get me to proofread my shit right now
Why do you never talk about anything pertaining to your sad life, fattie?

[Oak]

ROFLMAO at "crosshairs"
Do you even listen to yourself?
You know what's really the water's divisor in these forums?
I was NEVER driven away by who I was, mongoloid.

Words can NEVER hurt me like they ravage you.

I don't listen to myself when I'm not talking.

[Oak]

It's Friday 2 AM and I had a great night with wifey
I'm drunk and it's not some sad sow like you that'll get me to proofread my shit right now
Why do you never talk about anything pertaining to your sad life, fattie?

I'm sorry you had to sleep on the couch. 

[Rancidmilko]

I don't listen to myself when I'm not talking.

That was figure of speech
Unlike when I call you obese, which is pretty much literal
IF you keep with the shitty basics, you won't get anything better from me

[Oak]

IF you keep with the shitty basics, you won't get anything better from me

Can you translate that from PUTOguese to standard American English for me?

[Rancidmilko]

I'm sorry you had to sleep on the couch.

LOL I'll spare you from the kinky details
God knows how much that would hurt you
I know you will NEVER answer that truthfully, but when was the last time you got some?

[Rancidmilko]

Can you translate that from PUTOguese to standard American English for me?

if you need that translated, you're drunker than I
Cuz I know you're stupid but you can read
When was the last time you got any?

[Oak]

LOL I'll spare you from the kinky details
God knows how much that would hurt you
I know you will NEVER answer that truthfully, but when was the last time you got some?

Kinky?  I'm sure you filthy jungle beasts take big black dildos up the ass.  Does she shove it in using her hands or does she strap it on?

[Oak]

if you need that translated, you're drunker than I
Cuz I know you're stupid but you can read
When was the last time you got any?

No, you don' t make much sense when you're sober, never mind when you're drunk. 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm sorry you had to sleep on the couch.

[Rancidmilko]

Kinky?  I'm sure you filthy jungle beasts take big black dildos up the ass.  Does she shove it in using her hands or does she strap it on?

Sheeeeit, all that unreleased sex drive is really making a number on you
Sorry to inform you, cetaceous reject, but down here we're pretty much into the basic stuff, you know, like in normal families
I see I'm getting you very pissed by rubbing my happy life on your fat face
LOL you're too easy

[Rancidmilko]

No, you don' t make much sense when you're sober, never mind when you're drunk.

and what makes sense for you, really?
I imagine you have abandoned all hope at dealing with reality a long time ago

[Rancidmilko]

And she didn't even try to answer "When was the last time you got some?"

[Oak]

Sheeeeit, all that unreleased sex drive is really making a number on you
Sorry to inform you, cetaceous reject, but down here we're pretty much into the basic stuff, you know, like in normal families
I see I'm getting you very pissed by rubbing my happy life on your fat face
LOL you're too easy

What's your evidence that I'm "very pissed"?

I'll wait.

[Oak]

and what makes sense for you, really?
I imagine you have abandoned all hope at dealing with reality a long time ago

Spaghetti trolling huh?

[Oak]

And she didn't even try to answer "When was the last time you got some?"

I didn't spaghetti-o.

[Rancidmilko]

What's your evidence that I'm "very pissed"?

I'll wait.

Yeah, you wait. You seem to do that a lot
So, you're not pissed? I have a hard time believing that.
Fat lonely libs are always pissed off.
And it's easy to make them a little more

[Oak]

Yeah, you wait. You seem to do that a lot
So, you're not pissed? I have a hard time believing that.
Fat lonely libs are always pissed off.
And it's easy to make them a little more

No, I admit I'm bemused.