BEnzo - The shitposting elderly fart

[Emily Friday]

Why is it every time you post an elderly Alfalfa with a jelly belly and superfluous tit fat wearing a dirty wife beater several sizes too small leaps to mind?

Are your posts complete shit, deliberately lacking any distinguishable level of quality, due to a lack confidence in your defibrillators  abilities to continue commanding your heart should your abnormally tiny brain begin to buckle under the terribly exhausting strain of producing a cognitive thought?

Fer fuck you are one boring waste of bone marrow and simply too stupid, consistently, to realize when you've been escorted down to woodshed for another painfully obscene ass-whopping by posters far more capable at this game than you. Shit, your perverse levels of impotence are all the more apparent now that you're no longer able to coast comfortably as an ass hair ornament under the shadow of a bunch of tranny porn posting degenerates that collectively assembled into an uber-tard with the aggregate IQ of a piss-bucket.

It is as if the onset of dementia is producing this weeble wobble effect where your ass crack mug collides with a well placed drop kick, causing you to list to within 5 inches of the floor for several minutes at a time. Then, just as you appear ready to be stuffed into a bean bag and sent to a place you belong, you suddenly spring back into an upright position like nothing happened minus a few more ounces of blood, snot and drool.

Flaming the likes of you is like shooting zombies cornered behind a dumpster

One can only hope you succumb to a fatal stroke while attempting to release the oatmeal and peanut butter fed to you in a bed pan this morning.

[Baby Doll]

You blow your lames around the forum like a cunt rotting crap fan. What a dutiful fudge butler you have become.

It's bloody obvious that you are not a female, you are a piss head experiment and the son of a faggot sniffer. Your overrated jizz excrement is one part asswad blender, one part broke insult generator.  Oh mighty bukake professor, you read like a ranting clusterfuck herder.

Nice Benzo thread, douchewaffle. Your puke-stocking posts are overflowing with sheep-biting drivel. Stop mewling like a dirty, urchin-snouted plebian. Blowing spunk bubbles while wearing a scrotum rag blindfold is not  indicative of talent. An unsanitary cucumber would be of more use in a woman's prison than watching you wave around your tiny dingleberry slapper.

Your head functions as a strangely shaped vomit stain detector and you experience virgin nipple erections every time you mention Benzo. DAMN! You ungodly pot of moronic dick cheese, go eat a toilet-full of necrosed parrot droppings you impertinent pile of malodorous nasal hairs.

Suck some wet weasel warts you sniveling bowl full of petrified penguin-flavoured lollipops.

[Emily Friday]

Oh you again. Down there. I knew I felt a sudden dampness around the heel area. Are there no animal shelters in your general area immersed in enough Christmas spirit willing to treat your malignant case of rabies, bathe you properly and provide you with flavored bone with which to gnaw on?

One must wonder what would become of you and your incessant barking if I were to apply liberal amounts of dark chocolate to my ankles before coming within range of your heavy panting.

Piss off scrapy. Before I'm forced to deposit you face first into a round bucket normally used for Spackling paste and kick you off the top of an overpass unto a heavily used highway.

[BEnzo]

I 'heard' you like couches.

Strangers couches-

[Biggie Smiles]

Awesome comeback benzo.

You really crushed her

[BEnzo]

Awesome comeback benzo.

You really crushed her

Interesting how these diarrhea posters never flame at each other.

Bunch of fanooks-

[Baby Doll]

Begin at the beginning and read your post again, go on till you reach the end, then stop.

did it sound like this?

your posts are like chain letters, they promise so much but deliver nothing.

[BEnzo]

Piss off scrapy. Before I'm forced to deposit you face first into a round bucket normally used for Spackling paste and kick you off the top of an overpass unto a heavily used highway.

^^^ First time anybody ever tried to make spackling paste funny. Next level achievement for sure. Lulz @ the barrel scraping!

Don't waste my time-

[BEnzo]

they promise so much but deliver nothing.

That's what Couchtown Regs do.

[Emily Friday]

^^^ First time anybody ever tried to make spackling paste funny. Next level achievement for sure. Lulz @ the barrel scraping!

Don't waste my time-

Sigh. Typical "get off the streets with those goddamned bicycles because the noise is scaring my cat" envy rant these angry old clusters of flatulence come up with to justify age rage towards persons currently insulated from the terrifying effects of full body arthritis. It's always the same. Vehemently opposed to any form of joyful activity just because the prime of their own lives dates back to an era where you were considered heavily armed if you rode a steed around a countryside with bag of gun-powder and a musket rifle.

Is this the type of petty self-loathing rage we can look forward when we stumble upon a time in our own lives when chewing solid foods is a distant memory? Troubling. Truly. Witnessing your misery I’m seriously considering prepping for a shotgun blast to the head at the age of 64 because it would seem you don’t just go downhill, you just free-fall at the rate of acceleration from that point forward.

I'd imagine it must be hard in your advanced stages of dementia to stomach the fact that these are the days in your life where you only bring value to society via the furtherance of photosynthesis whenever it is that you happen to exhale within range of plant life. But, certainly your trying circumstance does not  justify being a green old Grinch who steals Christmas from children and pennies from little old ladies who happen to move slower than you does it?

Hold on a second. Your right cheek is beginning to sag significantly. Are you stroking out on me?

Never mind. I don't care if you happen to croak, keel and shatter all over the floor mid post.

Complain complain complain is all you partially mummified bastards who smell like stale piss 365 days a year ever do! If it's not clogging up the banking phone lines for hours to fulminate over nothing because the analyst is paid to pretend you matter; here you are gyrating in slow motion with a look on your face like yesterday's peanut butter and sedative sandwich is really wrecking some serious havoc on your asshole on the way out.

If you truly find the posts here lacking comedic value then I have a novel idea for you to ponder while you're feeding your pet pigeons in the courtyard.

Try leading by example you shriveled lip clenching toothless piece of shit.

[Biggie Smiles]

BEnsluge just got SMOKED

[H.C.Trouble]

Two pinned threads about benzo? 

Emily wins the 25 dollar gift card. 

Poofer is trying to pad his threads  ... even benzo finds them boring.

[BEnzo]

I don't read long tales from a couch. Edit or move on to greener pastures.

[BEnzo]

Two pinned threads about benzo? 

Emily wins the 25 dollar gift card. 

Poofer is trying to pad his threads  ... even benzo finds them boring.

Boring is having a 19-4 team and using it for nothing.

Good job Trouble-

[Emily Friday]

I don't read long tales from a couch. Edit or move on to greener pastures.

Yeah, we pretty much assumed someone advanced in years as yourself would experience difficulty reading more than 3 words at a time without slouching over into a vegetative state until a nurse comes along to kick the back of your chair.

Perhaps we should all immerse in holiday spirt and accommodate your vulnerable mentality by limiting our posting to tranny gif images and any other combination of Homo-oriented spam 3 words or less?

I’m sure you’ll be as happy, giddy and gay as Elton John with a bag of dicks if we were to cater to your abnormally perverse sexual disposition & natural stupidity by regurgitating over and over again, the types of simple dog shit posts capable of producing vivid images of the male sex organ in the minds of graveled old grumps who have spent several decades living in a closet.

Or, how about you fuck off and go asphyxiate yourself with a children's balloon at a birthday party instead?

[BEnzo]

Lulz at this faggot for wasting his time.^^^^^^

NEW PAGE you useless faggots.

[Baby Doll]

Condragulations emily, this makes even dignity diapers feel embarrassed.

RuPaulogize to the group and sashay away your tuck keeps slipping out.

[BEnzo]

Condragulations emily, this makes even dignity diapers feel embarrassed.

RuPaulogize to the group and sashay away your tuck keeps slipping out.

Emily is an Untucked queen. Prolly looks like a faggot Alice Cooper.

[H.C.Trouble]

Boring is having a 19-4 team and using it for nothing.

Good job Trouble-

This isn't a basketball thread but since this thread is about you -  I'll humour you.

Sure the Raptors are winning but we're only a quarter of the way through the season.  Kawhi  is sitting out  in one of each back to back games and has missed six games this year.  We're playing a string of games with no back to backs against teams that are mostly above 500. 

I'm a realist and the championship is the only goal.  We played the Warriors, in Toronto, they were missing three starters and we barely won.   We have a two time defensive player of the year in Leonard, a one time defensive player of the year in Ibaka ... OG Ananoby, Pascal Siakim, Danny Green  and we still couldn't stop Kevin Durant. 

Barring weird circumstances or injuries, I don't see anybody beating the Warriors this year. 

As a Toronto Raptors fan,  the finals isn't out of the question this year but it's about the future.

If we can sign Kawhi,  we have five more chances at a championship.  Next year  Green, Durant and Cousins are free agents  and the Warriors are going to look a little more vulnerable. 

Flea's Lakers and your Celtics  are in the same position ... you aren't beating the Warriors in the playoffs, this year. 

Emily seems to be a Warriors fan. Maybe you have something to say to her.   Is it that difficult to post like a normal human being instead of  repeating what you've seen other people post? 

Go Celtics!

[The Queen Bee]

We’re getting Durant next year. Watch