Why is everybody picking on old benzo?
You sick bastards are participating in elderly abuse! He so ridden with dementia, he doesn't know he's not Mr. Pickles. Hell, his dementia is so bad that he puts a bedpan on his head and proclaims himself "captain gaybeard the ass pirate", or strips down naked and stats chucking his half-full colostamy bag right into traffic(ironically what he does here)
do you know what you will never see benzo be? a predator! To be a predator, there has to be implication of him being a threat to anybody, and that old bastard won't be a threat to anybody except for the cleaning lady that has to burn his shit-soiled sheets.